scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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