It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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