didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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