I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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