my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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