Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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