apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
