we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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