maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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