they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you still have your period?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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