Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
