Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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