His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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