doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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