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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Sponge bath it is.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."

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• (714): View more from California

  Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made

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• (914): View more from New York

  Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Bruh why you gotta judge

  (415): View more from California

  You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means

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