just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?