Wow word travels fast.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
naw, they were rude, not me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?