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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?

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  Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.

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• (949): View more from California

  One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?

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