what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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