She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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