My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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