she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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