i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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