I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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