I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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