That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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