I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
im six kinds of drunk right now
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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