One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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