my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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