It's Friday. Sex?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
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