Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
