u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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