i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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