drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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