she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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