She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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