i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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