This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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