Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
These tits shall not be calmed
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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