Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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