I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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