i already hear my dad disowning me
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I deserve this hangover.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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