woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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