tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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