i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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