I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
