i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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