Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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