Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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