I didn't shave. On purpose
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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