she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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