No stitches, just platelets and will power
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.