Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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