did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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