it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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