Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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