I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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