tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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